I wish I was joking. But no, apparently I’m the official sex toy buyer.

Today has been hilarious, I’ve cried with laughter several times. 
I went to college, was all rebellious and went in the staff kitchen before pressing all the lift buttons for the next person to get in and go to them all before they get to their floor. Also I told my friend he had a small penis for no reason at all and everyone said he had one too so I spammed him with notes throughout the day saying that in different languages. Immature I know, but I’m still young for 2 more months!
I was a bit of a little shit I admit, but it was so funny.
OH and on the bus back we nearly crashed as the driver lost control going over a speed bump at like 30 miles per hour. I swear my whole life flashed before my eyes. Was pretty boring life that flashed I must admit but it’s getting more interesting as this year goes on!
But then the evening went by in a blur. My Grandma, who’s had my old slide phone for nearly 5 months now only just discovered it was a slide phone so I called her “a window licker” so she went and licked the window to prove she was. (Yeah I live with freaks, but it’s all good fun.)
I ended up in the computer room sitting down with my cup of tea watching BBC3 till Lip Service came on. The girlfriend who’s currently in New York briefly came on msn too so that brightened up my evening quite a lot.
This brings us to now, where I am currently lying in bed where I’m supposed to be asleep but I came and had a rant about my day instead.  I must dash though, London tomorrow! I’ll post pictures of me being arrested for protesting I promise 

Hate boring you all with my life but I did say this was my personal blog ;D.

Well my friend slept the night before so she ended up hogging all the bed so I slept on the floor, only to wake up with terrible back pain and her snoring away. Thanks for that mate!
Now she’s left to go to a party where all my other friends are invited but me…hmm guessing my invite was lost in the post eh?
OH and to top it off, made myself a veggie roast dinner, got up the stairs to spill it all on the floor so goodbye to anything food related for the day. Probably couldn’t of eaten it anyway, one of my wisdom teeth is coming through and it’s so painful. :(

Tomorrow will involve less moaning, I promise.

I need to explain something before I post this little snippet of what I’ve been working on in the past hour or so.
My writing is usually sarcarstic, kind of funny though and this is like the first time in a long time I’ve written something that is slightly more serious.
Please dear lord, if you think it’s total rubbish tell me and I’ll stop before I get to into it but I have high hopes with this story is going to go.

Enjoy.

She’s there again. Standing at the dim lit bar with a JD and coke starring at the empty stage, her head bopping along to an imaginary song.

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